Tuesday, August 30, 2011

My mom is dying to see me naked

This morning, in the 30 minutes from getting out of bed to walking out the door, my mom let herself into my apartment twice in hopes of seeing me naked. I can assure you this is more than she has been in her basement in the past three months combined. The first time, she "wanted to make sure I was up" - I guess all the lights on, the empty bed and the running shower didn't give her the assurance she was looking for, so she opened the bathroom door to tell me that she was just making sure.  Then she proceeded to enter the bathroom to feed my 3rd roommate, Snowflake (my niece's cat who now lives with my parents...and me...and with whom I share a bathroom).  I was initially told that it would be my job to take care of the cat, but she obviously wanted to help me out this morning (aka see me naked).  Since the bowl was full, she just pushed the cup around in the food to trick Snowflake into thinking it was fresh food (she's a particular pussy).

The second time my mom tried to see me naked this morning was just a few short minutes later when she came down while I was blow drying my hair (rookie mistake - I'm used to living alone and being able to be naked up until the minute before I leave my house. I got my robe out of the boxes in the garage, so I will never make this mistake again).  Scared the shit out of me, and I screamed.  She just wanted to see if the sheets in the dryer were mine. In my frightened state, I said "Unless dad picked up satin sheets in Singapore on his business trip or you purchased them recently, you could deduce that yes, those are mine." I'm working on my patience with my new roommates.

In the minivan, as my mom was driving me to the train (full regression), she wanted to discuss a few things that she would like me to work on...as her roommate. She then told me that for her part, the next time she needs to come down when I'm in the bathroom, she'll go through my bedroom and knock so she doesn't scare me or catch me with my head upside down and my boobs on display in my favorite birthday suit.  In a full practice of patience, I calmly responded, "Or maybe just a little privacy in the morning and you can do anything you need to do in the basement at another time?"  She said she'll try, and I said ok, because that's all us roommates can ask for.

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